i choked on a noodle because i hate myself

Category: Joke Board

Post 1 by sparkie (the hilljack) on Saturday, 09-Sep-2006 17:57:47

You all have to try this..it is hilarious and couldn't we all use a laugh
that doesn't cost anything????

This is funny - type out the sentence you end up with in the subject line
and forward to your friends....and also, send it back to the person that
sent it to you.

Pick the month you were born:

January--I kicked
February--I loved
March--I smoked
April--I dry humped
May--I choked on
June--I murdered
July--I did the Macarena with
August--I had lunch with
September--I danced with
October--I sang to
November--I yelled at
December--I ran over

Pick the day (number) you were born on:
1-------a birdbath
2-------a monster
3-------a phone
4-------a fork
5-------a Mexican
6-------a gangster
7-------my cell phone
8-------my dog
9-------my best friends' boyfriend
10------my neighbor
11-------my science teacher
12-------a banana
13-------a fireman
14-------a stuffed animal
15-------a goat
16-------a pickle
17-------your mom
18-------a spoon
19-------myself
20-------a baseball bat
21-------a ninja
22-------Chuck Norris
23-------a noodle
24-------a squirrel
25-------a football player
26-------my sister
27-------my brother
28-------an ipod
29-------a permanent marker
30-------a llama
31-------A homeless guy

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:
White----------because I'm cool like that
Black-----------because that's how I roll.
Pink------------because I'm NOT a homosexual.
Red------------because the voices told me to.
Blue-----------because I'm sexy and I do what I want
Green---------because I hate myself.
Purple---------because I'm cool.
Gray----------because I was drunk
Yellow--------because someone offered me $1M dollars
Orange-------because I hate my family.
Brown--------because I was high.
Other-------because I'm a ninja.
None--------because I cant control myself

Now type out the sentence you made in the subject line and forward to your
friends. And don't forget to send it back to the person that sent it to you.

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Post 2 by Musical Ambition (I've got the gold prolific poster award, now is there a gold cup for me?) on Saturday, 09-Sep-2006 19:13:08

LOL, mine was "I murdered a gangster, because that's how I roll."

Post 3 by nikos (English words from a Greek thinking brain) on Saturday, 09-Sep-2006 20:44:54

I yelled at an ipod because I cant control myself
lol.

Post 4 by tara (the Zone BBS remains forever my home page) on Saturday, 09-Sep-2006 20:49:31

I choked on a stuffed animal because I was drunk.

Post 5 by HauntedReverie (doing the bad mango) on Saturday, 09-Sep-2006 21:57:32

I had lunch with a pickle, because I'm cool

Post 6 by sjtaylor (I can't call it a day til I enter the zone BBS) on Saturday, 09-Sep-2006 22:04:27

i danced with myself because I'm sexy and I do what I want. rofl

Post 7 by blbobby (Ooo you're gona like this!) on Saturday, 09-Sep-2006 23:27:33

Really, I'm not into beastiality, well, not much, but

I dry humped a squirrel because I'm cool like that.

Bob

Post 8 by Blue Velvet (I've got the platinum golden silver bronze poster award.) on Sunday, 10-Sep-2006 0:46:59

I sang to my cell phone because the voices told me to.

Now how did you know I hear voices? What? Speak up voices.

Post 9 by DancingAfterDark (I just keep on posting!) on Sunday, 10-Sep-2006 15:33:49

I smoked my science teacher because I'm sexy and I do what I want.

Lmfao.

Post 10 by sparkie (the hilljack) on Sunday, 10-Sep-2006 18:27:59

Lol, good ones!
Troy

Post 11 by Grace (I've now got the ggold prolific poster award! wahoo! well done to me!) on Sunday, 10-Sep-2006 22:25:57

I LOVED a MONSTER because.... that is how I roll. *rofl